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Luke was searching for his father. He had no idea what his father looked like, but he hoped to find him before nightfall. He went up to Chewbacca, the resident Whookiee, and asked him if he were Luke's father.

Luke: "Are you my father?"
Chewie: "Roar!" (No, I'm not your father.)

Luke went up to the resident smuggler, Han Solo and asked him the same question.

Luke: "Are you my father?"
Han: "...No, Kid, I'm not your father."

When Luke went back to the dying Yoda, he couldn't help noticing how wise the little green Jedi was.

Luke: "Are you my father?"
Yoda: "No. Your father I am not."

Disappointed, but not daunted, Luke continued to search. Finally, he met a tall man in black armor and a black helmet and black gloves. Deciding that wearing all black was cool and something his father might do, Luke went up to him.

Luke: "Are you my father?"
Vader: "Yes, I am you father."
Luke: "REALLY?"
Vader: "Yes. Here is your birth certificate."
Luke: "...WOW. My name is really 'Leia'?"
Vader: "Wrong birth certificate. Here is yours."
Luke: "YAY! I found my father, Father!" :hug:
Vader: "You mean you really didn't believe me back on Bespin?"

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