I would first like to thank Sue and Moyima for reading my paper as I typed it. And also to thank George Lucas/Lucasfilm for creating Star Wars. And now, I turn my paper in to you, fellow members of the Luke/Vader Writer's Yahoo! Group for my grade. I do so hope you will be pleased by it. So it is without further rambles that I present to you my paper on The Setria War of 21 D.E.
The Setria War of 21 D.E.(During Empire) is perhaps the bloodiest war in history. Imperials and rebels alike fought along side one another in hopes of vanquishing the horrible and grotesque Setrias. What is even more astounding is that Lord Vader of the Empire and Commander Skywalker of the Rebellion were partners during this trying time.
Inhabitants of the planet Konequilnomus, Setrias are horrible goblins with horse-like mouths, lion teeth, insect-like eyes, tough and rubbery gray skin, and horrendously sharp claws. The planet Konequilnomus itself has grayish trees, no flowers to speak of, and purple water. The only species able to live on it is the Setria species.
As to the strange truce between the rebels and Imperials, no one is quite sure why two such stout enemies would work so well together. According to rumours (actual fact having been impossible to find on the matter) Skywalker and Vader had formed a very close relationship during this fierce war that resembles that of father and son. It is also said that they rid the universe of the Moypire (of which everyone is eternally grateful) and the worse-than-Palpatine Moyima. However, that particular rumour was brought down when Moyima fired an attack upon the Empire for copying her dictatorship ideas.
Armed each with a Plykohis (a foul, deadly and poisonous staff), the horrible breed of goblins known as Setrias decimated the populations of five outer-system planets before they were finally stopped. Commander Luke Skywalker is forever hero-worshipped for foiling the destruction of a closer-to-home planet, Tatooine. The 'horrible' Moyima is also remembered--not for being vicious and evil, but for helping Lord Vader assassinate Emperor Palpatine. She is now said to be residing on the planet Sewarlin. Back to the Battle of Tatooine, circa 1 N.E.(New Empire), Commander Skywalker and his army suffered 300 injuries and 400 casualties, the Setrias suffered 600 injuries and 500 casualties, and Lord Vader's army suffered no injuries yet 700 mysterious deaths seeming to be caused by invisible strangulation. Commander Skywalker is now married to Moyima's daughter, Empress Sarah, a match approved and supported by Lord Vader himself.
Someone walks in to check on Sarah's progress.
Someone: "Sarah, you're deviating from the actual war too much."
ES: "Am I? Hee hee."
Moyima was so incensed at her daughter marrying a jedi that she joined forces with the Setrias and vowed not to stop until her daughter and her daughter's husband were dead. Thankfully, she's realised just how foolish that line of thinking is and now leaves said daughter and husband in peace. However, while she was with the Setrias, much more innocent blood was shed and more planets captured. Empress Sarah could not bring herself to fight against her own mother (for she can be quite deadly when angry) and Skywalker wished not to upset his dear wife. Vader, on the other hand, had not quite the same reservations when dealing with the Empress Moyima. His anger with her tries on his son's and his son's wife's lives led him to begin elaborate plans of the woman's death. However, the Setrias were still at large and Moyima was still helping them. No planet was safe from attack. Then, on the Day of Resting, year 2 N.E., Moyima and Vader were married. No one knows how, no one knows why, but they were. Skywalker and Sarah are still greatly disturbed by Vader and Moyima's marriage to this very day. Fortunately enough, this unholy matrimony drew Moyima's forces from the Setrias and to Vader's.
The Setrias were finally defeated in the year of 4 N.E. on the Day of Dancing. Even greater still, Vader and Moyima finally divorced. Apparently, they were both so power hungry they couldn't stand being around someone else with power! Luke and Sarah are still rejoicing (even though they are still deeply disturbed). And that is the recount of the Setria War.
I created the planet Konequilnomus, the planet Sewarlin, Plykohises and the Setria species. Moyima is herself and is in charge of the Moypire. [Hah! Take that Moy! You were defeated! *ahem* and how twisted was the making me of your daughter? I so laughed. Really hard, too.]
